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May 21st
Don’t lie, you were routing for that hole the entire time.
Recent Funnies
Conan Responds To Taylor Swift’s Absurd Song About Being 22
When I was 22, I lived in a miserably small 3 bedroom apartment with two roommates who smelled like potato chips. I don’t think I got laid at all that year. I would make pasta and melt Kraft cheese slices into it bc it was cheaper than buying Kraft Mac n’ Cheese.
It was probably the lamest year of my life.
So yeah, pretty much like her music video.
How to Piss Off Every New Yorker in 36 Seconds
Oh and one more thing, Californians know how to do everything better.
[props to rox for the find]
‘Tiddy Bear’ Infomercial Will Make You Want to Drive With a Bear on Your Tits
Is your seatbelt harsh on your nips? Do you just want people to think you’re weird?? Then this product is for you!
Call now, and they’ll also throw in the Abal Bead seat covers absolutely free!
[props to louis for the find]
Pug Gets Emotional Watching The End of ‘Homeward Bound’
Yes, I just spent the last three minutes watching a dog watching a dog. The dishes can wait another day.
