Miss Utah Should Run For President

Miss Utah Should Run For President

Nailed it.

This Workaholics DVD Giveaway Is Totally Tight Butthole!

This Workaholics DVD Giveaway Is Totally Tight Butthole!

Our favorite Workaholics boys are back with more fully-torqued adventures, and now you can snag your very own copy!

David Letterman Really F***ing Loves Drums

David Letterman Really F***ing Loves Drums

But seriously, ARE THOSE YOURS?


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Maybe They Waited Too Long To Consumate

Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blueballs.

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If This Is You At A Baseball Game, Then You Win

Just further proof that the most exciting stuff in baseball happens in the stands…

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Miss Utah Should Run For President

Another proud graduate of the Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too.

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This Workaholics DVD Giveaway Is Totally Tight Butthole!

Our favorite Workaholics boys are back with more fully-torqued adventures — LSD business trips, tracking the deadly Chupacabraj, and of course, office roasts that end with co-workers shitting their pants.

It’s the funniest f***ing show on TV. And now you can snag you’re very own copy — enter on Facebook to win a brand-new Workaholics: Season 3 DVD!

Blake, Ders, and Adam come back fully-loaded in this third season — all 20 episodes are here, totally uncensored and totally f***ing raw. There’s also killer bonus features like bloopers and deleted scenes, alternate takes, and our favorite: the “drunkmentary” on every single episode. It’s a pretty epic 3-disc set, and honestly, it’s probably the funniest thing you’ll watch this year.

Crack a beer and dive into some of our favorite episodes like “Flashback in the Day”, where the dudes take you back to when they were finger-banging losers in college, or “The Meat Jerking Beef Boys”, where they decide to make their own jerky and take a chainsaw to an entire cow…

LAWRY’S!!

So enter on Facebook for your chance to win this fully-erect Season 3 set. The DVD doesn’t come out until June 18th, but you can get weird and win a copy right now!

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Thursday Throwback – Young Louis CK on MTV

Back in the 90s, MTV played music videos and made ambitious original content. Now, they show pregnant teens and broadcast visual dogshit.

But this little bit of nostalgia will take you back to that better time, when young ginger comedians could make sketch comedy about toilet bowl art…

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He’s So Wise…

I adopted a mantra a while ago that keeps me from getting annoyed about this: never go to the gym.

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David Letterman Really F***ing Loves Drums

But seriously, ARE THOSE YOURS?

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A Public School Education

Easy. Bill Clinton. Dude played the sax and got hummers in the Oval Office. He’s the blackest president ever.

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