Articles By: CupC@ke

This Is You…

But it feels so good!

A New F***ing Christmas Classic

This one goes out to grandma

A Guy Walks Into A Cocktail Party…

It was, in fact, the finest shrimp he’d ever tasted.

Stripping Is Ruff

If you play your cards right, she might even give you a free legdance.

Why The Hell Not

Well, can I at least poke myself

Grandma’s Knitting Again

Great, now the whole apartment smells like mothballs.

I Love Fairytales

Damnit, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry!