But it feels so good!
This one goes out to grandma…
It was, in fact, the finest shrimp he’d ever tasted.
If you play your cards right, she might even give you a free legdance.
Well, can I at least poke myself?
Great, now the whole apartment smells like mothballs.
Damnit, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry!
You don’t wanna mess with these guys. They have really short tempers.
Darryl?? Why the fuck was the neighbor tagged in our shower?!? -His girlfriend
After winning the “Best Dressed” superlative, Steve knew his yearbook picture had to be absolutely fabulous.
No matter how many times you listen to them, it never gets old.
This intersection desperately needs a stop sign.
And if you really want to boost morale, try unscrewing a few bolts from that Twat’s chair.
This is awesome, except for the fact that he drives a Honda Element.
Of all the classic internet food challenges, none has been as hilarious to watch as the Cinnamon Challenge…
Hey girl, don’t go chasing waterfalls.
The only Yahoo answer you’ll ever need…
…Otherwise we’re gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into Storage B.
Hope and Change are overrated. This election, I’m sticking with what works.