So This Smurfs Porn Looks Pretty Solid

I used to think plot and pornos don’t mix. I still do. But Hustler is trying really hard to make me shake that notion and pay attention.

First there was the Family Guy XXX Parody and a really shitty Jaws porn. Now they’ve raised the bar again with this Smurfs smut featuring Poppa Smurf and Smurfette, my childhood heros.

Other websites might condemn them for trashing my youthful memmories, but I’d like to give them a one-handed round of applause for somehow taking all the things I loved as a kid and making them much easier to masturbate to.

OK, I just blue myself.

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