The planet isn’t going anywhere…we are. Truer words have never been spoken. The only reason we care about “going green” is because we know we’re fucked. A last ditch effort before the earth shits some ice and lava on us…then goes right back to being the coolest planet in the solar system.

Carlin wraps it up amazingly at the end too. Poetic even. And is still, to this day, the only man that can respectfully pull off a ponytail.