Happy Birthday Miley
Miley Cyrus just turned 18 the other day. Pedophiles of the world raise your glass…
In a fitting tribute, Mr. Classy himself (Larry Flynt) had a semi-biographical porn ready to go about Miley’s life banging almost every Nickelodeon actor and costar of hers. Of course, her douchey one-hit-wonder, mullet-rocking stage dad (Silly Ray Cyrus) is also along for the ride, this time with his “Dingly Dangly Dong” song.
In related news, Miley also had her phone stolen recently…which of course had some pictures of her newly legal tittays. You can check out an examination of the pics here (possibly NSFW). That website had their CSI: Young Poon team examine this thing like it was the JFK assassination.
