This Kid is the Worst
The snowstorm this past weekend really took a shit on thousands of people’s plans. Some people couldn’t get back to their loved ones for the holidays, some missed important business meetings, and others had to sleep on benches in the airport for over three days. But for little Alexander, things were much, much worse…
After hearing Alexander’s plight, several nearby passengers who had been stranded there for 72+ hours reenacted a scene from Alive (a movie about a plane crash in the Andes Mountains, where surviving passengers eat each other to stay alive, based on a true story) and ate Alexander alive.
Said one passenger, who also benefited with a new iPod, the cannibalism “tasted like irony but was still delicious.”
great find by whin’tay
