To all you pizza lovers out there enjoy the game this weekend. Drink lots of beers, get rowdy, and eat an entire stadium made of processed ham and American cheese. Make some bad decisions. Hell, turn your toilet into Expert mode, and make your friends crap on themselves.

And through it all, remember the wise words of Andrew WK. Go Giants!

If only that car could shine a light on the Twilight franchise.

I imagine this is what Hell is like. Sitting next to Hitler, listening to Rebecca Black sing, and getting hourly texts with facts about cats.

Wait, I don’t think you heard him. Give him ALL the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

That was actually pretty entertaining. And it’s good to see Leno doing what he does best…swooping in at the end to steal a hard earned prize from someone who deserved it.

Happy Free Pizza Friday!! In honor of Tenacious D getting back together, we’re giving away one of our limited-edition, rockstar grey TSHIRTS FOR FREE! Just like or comment on this post on Facebook and you’ll be entered to win. Fuck yeah.

And in case you haven’t heard the news, The D is getting the band back together. New album drops in May 2012. Start doing your cock pushups right now…

It’s an oldie but a goodie. And I believe it’s the origin for the term “too many cooks in the kitchen”.

Even newborns know you don’t go to Hooters for the wings.

Look, it even turned the box into it’s own litter box! It shit on the cardboard!! How cute!

He’s Godzilla’s biggest fan.