Crappy Love Songs Aren’t What They Used To Be

Sure it’s pathetic that 5 people wrote this piece of shit. But I’m more intrigued by Terius “The Dream” Nash. You think people call him “The Dream”, like in conversation? That would be weird.

“Hey, The Dream. What are you eating for lunch?”

“Man ass.”

I mean, obviously, the man ass lunch makes sense. But it’s awkward to put “The” into any nickname. There’s no flow. Unless, of course, he speaks in third person.

“The Dream will have man ass.”

Yeah, ok. That sounds way better.

(Editors Note: This post is dedicated to the memory of Songwriting. 1000 BC – 2011. RIP)

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