It’s Official: China Has Our Number

This little communist shit has better guitar work than a lot of the popular American rockers out at the moment. And as a loyal member of the Tea Party, I’ve been ranting about the eventual invasion of China every time I go to CVS.

Well now it’s official: rock n’roll is covered in Commie red. We better get our act right or else we’re all gonna have to put up with The Rorring Stones. But there’s still hope; at least we haven’t stooped to the level of these French rockers.

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