$10 says Joe wrote this tweet in the bathroom.
To anyone who said American Ingenuity is dead, this picture proves you wrong.
It might be too early to call it, but this is the best costume yet…
She was the most popular person at prom.
Come at me bro!
The shirt says it all.
This is exactly why I drink coffee.
Maybe if your fingers weren’t so ducking fat, we would hat this problem.
If you’d like to apply, please submit your Subway employment application within.
Their true secret…revealed.
In General Tso’s family, there’s only one way to prove you’re not chicken…
Same thing happened when he tried to change the light bulb.
For your own sake, don’t ask what’s in the Horsey Sauce.
His class voted him Most Likely to Succeed By Force. [via]
You gotta hand it to his friends, they really know how to bust his balls.
For those girls who really, really need a shot…
Please just sell the house.