Before There Was Shake Weight, There Was This…

Girls, don’t act like your handjob didn’t improve 300% after using this gelatinous dong squisher. Plus you learned valuable lessons in physiology, like if you squeeze too hard it could fly across the room and how penises usually have little floaty toys in them.

I’ll admit, I played with it too. Everyone did. That’s why our generation’s wrist strength is unparalleled.

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