Can’t wait for Nicki Minaj to unleash her creativity and remix this song about butts into another song about butts.
Looks like there’s trouble under the hood…
While you are out buying flowers and chocolates today, just remember…
On behalf of all of us, we thank you for your service.
No seriously jk. But what are you up to friday night? My butthole could use some attention.
Careful, honey…looks like it’s gonna be a full moon tonight.
She won’t stop until she’s defeated her mortal enemy: Gonorrhea.
The fermenting process was surprisingly quick — it only took 3 hours and a bucket of KFC to produce this.
Can you pass the buns, please?
Women say that men are dogs, but that’s bullshit. Clearly…dogs are men.
All those years of being picked on at school have finally paid off. Their asses are wedgie-proof.
This explains why Starbucks’ coffee tastes so nutty.
It only took about a day for the world to start getting creepy on the Olympic athletes.
Whoever bought this chair is clearly nuts.
He didn’t regret the Panda Express, but admitted the pepperoni Hot Pockets were probably unnecessary.
Some people will do anything to keep the Mormons away.
No, honey. It’s your fat that’s making those pants look small.
New regulations require all passengers to travel hands free. It’s working.
…And that’s where babies come from. Any questions?
Poor dog. He’s totally going to get raped on roaming charges.