For all you GoT fans waiting for Season 5…..
It begs the age old question, why do baboons actually love grapes?
Just bought myself a puppy costume.
Sometimes, you just gotta speak from the heart…
This picture should answer that question…
I’ve got 25 years on this kid, and he’s still got more game than I do.
Meanwhile, in the stands…
Alright Dad, I smell the fish. Where are you hiding it??
Guys, you might want to memorize this speech…
…And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side — from the two lower back problems you didn’t even know were there.
This trick was invented by Siegfried and Roy in ’72, originally done on each other’s testicles.
All the kids who come to this house will definitely be asking for the trick, not the treat.
The song is called Ganja Poo Poo, it’s from Sweden, and I legit have no fucking clue what they’re talking about.
I came for the hula-hoop, and stayed for the boobies covered in flower stickers…
One small step backwards for women, one giant fap for mankind…
This lucky bloke is Lars Larson, a dude with perhaps the greatest job in the world.
Why yes, yes you can.
You had me at boobs.
If one beer’s not enough, go around to the back and hit the tap.
This is the rarely-seen interview process for White House interns.