You don’t wanna see what happens when he busts a nut…
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Chuck Norris: The Movie
This movie has already crushed every box office record, and it hasn’t even come out yet.
PS – The Fence Was Made Out Of Kryptonite
It was a blessing and a curse — when he got to third base with his girlfriend, he ripped her in half.
Chuck Norris Takes On Pacman
And when he was done, he shit out a pretzel. That’s an extra 700 points.
RIP, the Most Interesting Man In The World
And Chuck Norris doesn’t always serve beer in a dress, but when he does, he prefers to serve it with a side of neck breaking.








