You don’t wanna see what happens when he busts a nut…
Sorry Liam, shit just got real.
This movie has already crushed every box office record, and it hasn’t even come out yet.
It was a blessing and a curse — when he got to third base with his girlfriend, he ripped her in half.
And when he was done, he shit out a pretzel. That’s an extra 700 points.
And Chuck Norris doesn’t always serve beer in a dress, but when he does, he prefers to serve it with a side of neck breaking.
Einsteinium, eat your heart out.
When Chuck Norris kicks himself in the crotch, galaxies implode.
The only protection Chuck Norris uses is his fists.
And on the 7th day…