All it takes is a scooter and some traffic
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He just watched her new music video, and Conan’s a little pissed off…
I’m talking about the wooden chairs. They’re real Birchwood.
She’s just getting warmed up. Wait until you see her bench press.
Let’s just hope no one rear ends you, the bumper is pretty worn out.
Nothing to see here, except a couple fun bags in a fast car
Hey, my eyes are up here! – Her nipples