Sometimes a pilot just needs ahhhhhhhhhhhh cheeseburger.
It’s a Southern-fried dose of PCP! Fast food brawls, absurdly tall celebrities, and of course, the illusive Anus Magillicutty…
For your own sake, don’t ask what’s in the Horsey Sauce.
Ever wonder what it would be like if they opened up a McDonalds in the Serengeti?
What would you do if a car rolled up with no driver?
You want brains with that?
After a long night at the Mos Eisley Cantina, he finally broke the seal.
On second thought, maybe I’ll take that to go.
Wise words from one of the greatest comedians…
With all this fast food chicken, anti-gay absurdity going around, it’s nice to know there’s at least one man who still loves every kind of meat…
Meanwhile, in America…
After taking a lot of heat recently, Chick-Fil-A did what any normal company would do — introduce a new anti-gay mascot…
And afterwards, the reception was held in the bathroom.
Do you want cries with that?
The excitement of a Western Bacon Cheeseburger was just too much for Jerome to handle.
You’re gonna hate the way you shit, they guarantee it.
If yes, get diarrhea.
No, honey. It’s your fat that’s making those pants look small.
Damnit, I said I want my sandwich with mayonaise, not man ass!
Ding Dong Burger: The best motherf#&*ing burger you’ll ever eat.