And for that, Mr. Chicken, we salute you.
Damn. And I thought my Ecto-Cooler juicebox was cool.
This Dave Grohl lookalike claims he got the world’s fastest drive-thru service.
And now she’s pregnant with cake’s baby.
I’m more curious about that second sign…
Dear TV makers, get this on the Food Network right this instant.
The only holiday gift you’ll need this year…
Well that escalated quickly…
Crazy to think those fluffy, indestructible logs of cream cake won’t be made any more.
A rap featuring Snoop, DeStorm, and And Milonakis about the one and only Hot Pockets…
Can you pass the buns, please?
If you tasted his wife’s tuna casserole, you’d eat it in there too.
The only way this cup of heaven could get better? Bacon bit sprinkles.
Wise words from one of the greatest comedians…
Sounds like a review of my last meal from Jack In The Box.
I’ll take two scoops, right on my face.
Think you’ve got a better caption, leave it below and may the wittiest mofo win!
I know you’re not into greens, but go ahead — take a wok on the wild side.
Save the umbilical cord for me!
He almost got sticky buns, but figured that was probably still a sore subject.