This is one excuse to be late for work…
You won’t believe it…
Just an average day for a grandpa…
If he does that walking, I’d like to see what he runs over with his car.
They say internet memes are only as old as they feel…
There’s no words for the awesomeness that unfolds when this 84-year-old grandpa plays Black Ops 2 and Halo 4…
Quilter by day, stripper by night. Thanks Ensure!
She had a spotter, but he passed out three queefs ago.
Back in his day, a real women would only dance missionary style.
I see she got the camera with the retina display.
This is way better than grandpa’s last meme: Has hooker. Forgets to wear a condom.
She’s a 75th-year senior, but no one at Gamma Phi Beta had the balls to tell her to leave.
Are you kidding me? An rugged old man glistening in the water with a power weapon?
Now she prefers to just sit on it.
She is totally blacking out tonight — from the Alzheimer’s, not the tequila.
Great, now the whole apartment smells like mothballs.
I don’t care if he’s 70 years old, Stallone’s training montages still give me goosebumps.
Believe her, it gets better each time you do it.
Once you watch black, you never go back.
If you don’t mind, she’d like to get back to shitting her pants and eating that blueberry pie.