Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blueballs.
Meanwhile, in the stands…
No, I said a shot of Sauza, not syphilis.
The neighbor’s dog is gonna have a field day with her.
Croquet: you’re doing it right.
Girls’ night out!
John was told that if he took the picture with his sister, he could participate in the family’s Easter Egg hunt.
After using all 8 of his previous lives on hookers and blow, Scrambles was finally dragged to his death by an army of angry mice.
OK, so I got the bottle of vodka for us. Now what?
I’m not really a fan of cats, but what can I say, this one looks delicious…