Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blueballs.
John was told that if he took the picture with his sister, he could participate in the family’s Easter Egg hunt.
After using all 8 of his previous lives on hookers and blow, Scrambles was finally dragged to his death by an army of angry mice.
OK, so I got the bottle of vodka for us. Now what?
I’m not really a fan of cats, but what can I say, this one looks delicious…