To anyone who said American Ingenuity is dead, this picture proves you wrong.
It might be too early to call it, but this is the best costume yet…
She was the most popular person at prom.
The shirt says it all.
This is exactly why I drink coffee.
Maybe if your fingers weren’t so ducking fat, we would hat this problem.
If you’d like to apply, please submit your Subway employment application within.
Their true secret…revealed.
In General Tso’s family, there’s only one way to prove you’re not chicken…
His class voted him Most Likely to Succeed By Force. [via]
For those girls who really, really need a shot…
Please just sell the house.
Oh man, I have no idea what’s going on right now…
…now I don’t trust you at all.
And if it wasn’t bad enough, he just peed in the pool.
She could check me out any day….
This is exactly why your shouldn’t poke your grandma.
….until I poop strawberry rainbows into your shoe.