Please. Duct tape is no match for my asparagus pee.
And from the looks of it, fall is going to be golden.
After a long night at the Mos Eisley Cantina, he finally broke the seal.
To his credit, the wall did look thirsty.
They keep telling the students not to do this, but it’s like they don’t retain anything.
I’ve been working on this solo for 12 beers, and it’s finally starting to sound right.
Another brilliant display of American ingenuity — this time, in the form of a crotch-pissing booze bladder.
Truth. They also might want to add a third picture for: Morning Wood.
Look, I didn’t pay all this money to swim with dolphins just to NOT piss on them.
Their New Year’s resolution was to finally conquer their dreams of filling a pool with pee. Mission accomplished.
In my house, peeing on siblings was a sign of affection. But I guess that explains why we all wound up living in caves.
Only thing’ll make his life complete is when he turns yo coffee to a toilet seat.