She said she wanted to be a mermaid.
Well, she must enjoy it. Look at that smile.
You need to stick around for the end of this one…
No wonder American schools are in such bad shape.
It’s a step up from the first generation iPad she got last year. That just had a tampon inside.
In my house, peeing on siblings was a sign of affection. But I guess that explains why we all wound up living in caves.