As far as boyfriend-girlfriend pranks go, this one really blows…
Hmm, seems like a lot of work. I think I’ll stick with my Disappearing Beer-in-the-Fridge Act.
And believe me, if you eat any of their bar food — you’re gonna need it.
Sorry pal, your situation is about to get a lot shittier.
This brilliant idea allows you to take all your useless tweets and literally wipe your ass with them. It’s called Shitter.
You might wanna take that TP off your shoe. Otherwise, things could get embarrassing.
No thanks. I think I’ll just use my socks.