Danilo Gallinari was one of my favorite Knicks prior to the Carmelo trade. And now that I know he’s a kinky scat enthusiast, I have only grown more fond of this Italian import. I heard that some of his favorite hobbies include, soccer, cooking his mother’s Italian recipes, and more obviously, receiving blumpkins from sexy female sportscasters.
(Editors Note – I love Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas featuring Jack Skellington as The Blumpkin King. DVR it.)