The 3 Best Will Ferrell Characters (For Halloween)
Whether or not you’re a fan of Will Ferrell, you can bet your bearded lamb-shank there’s gonna be at least one Ferrell knock-off at whatever Halloween party you attend. Don’t fight it. It’s science.
So we asked our fans the question of the hour –“If you could dress up as any Will Ferrell character for Halloween, who would you be?”
We gathered up the votes and picked out the top three. Here they are, in order of awesomeness…
3. BEARDED SEX ADDICT — from “Lover’s Hot Tub”
Take a dip into your lover’s arms with this bearded classic. All you’ll need is a rapist beard, a bathing suit, and a easy-going lover. Spiced meats are a plus.
If you’re going to a party with a hot tub, don’t hesitate. Make that party into your own personal Welshley Arms Hotel and serenade the place with the sounds of your sweet love-making…
2. Harry Carey — from “Space The Infinite Frontier” SNL skecth
He once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over an hour…you can too. All you need for this one is a white wig, absurdly big glasses, and a ratty suit.
Then polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser.
1. Ron Burgendy — from Anchorman
Nothing is better than a good Burgundy. The costume is simple and memorable — a bright red suit, thick mustache, and a proper love for male chauvinism.
So whether your a smelly pirate hooker, love burritos that are good but filling, or just think milk was a bad choice — I highly encourage this new-school classic. You won’t be disappointed. I mean, people know you. You’re kind of a big deal.
If you’re looking for more Anchorman quotes, check this out. The video above isn’t actually from Anchorman (derp), but it IS hilarious.
Oh yeah, and for the bold….
>> BONUS: The Streaker – a la Frank The Tank in “Old School”
WE’RE GOING STREAKING!!!
This one is only for the Halloween elite. It has been removed from the regular list because it requires no real costume — actually, it requires no clothes at all. Just a solid knowledge of Old School quotes and some big balls. Really big balls.
Keep your testicles away from the punch bowl, and you’re guaranteed to be a hit!
