Hey, it’s James again. Last time I updated you, I was cleaning up puppy shit. I still am. But now I’m in even deeper shit.
You may have noticed the lack of posts recently — and it’s not because there’s a shortage of people making stupid internet videos or bathing themselves in Pepsi. These morons are still out there, and we’ll be giving them the spotlight again real soon.
Here’s the deal. I’m getting married this weekend.
I know what you’re thinking, “Why?!” or “Dude, you still have time. Run now. Just leave a note and go to Thailand. I hear the food is cheap and the women are easy, as long as you don’t mind Pad Thai and herpes.”
Thank you for that suggestion, and for your genuine concern. I’ll keep that in my back pocket. But for now, I have found someone that I can fart in front of, and I think that’s worth holding on to.
I should pause here to say that when people complain about the amount of time it takes to plan a wedding — take what you expect to be annoying, and multiply that by 500 billion. Like details? Cool. Here’s 120 people’s schedules to coordinate, and meals and outfits. Now pay 3 times more than you should for it.
But all that crap aside, I’m super excited for the big day. I just haven’t had much time to post up shit.
But fear not, young internet apprentice. I will back back to posting up daily videos when I’m married and back from the Honeymoon and have all my stupid comedy pistons firing at full force. Aka – when I’m fully whipped and neutered.
We’ll be back with daily posts, videos, and dare I say, some original videos, starting on September 1st. Thanks for sticking with us.
Until then, stay saucey, pizza lovers…