WANTED: Peeping Tom From Some Shitter

Yes, this is a real news story.

A man (named ‘Sky’, no less) hid in a port-o-potty a yoga festival, and after being called out by a chick that was trying to shit, he ran out of the portable toilet “covered in feces”.

Police have since arrested ‘Sky’, but they’re still trying to figure out what the fuck a yoga festival is.

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